The image is a circular New Year's-themed diagram with 2024 and 2025 marked on the axes. The diagram is split into quadrants by horizontal and vertical axes, resembling a 2x2 chart. The sun is depicted at the center. Key annotations include:"Happy New Year!" (UTC+14) near the edge of the chart in the 2024 quadrant, indicating the first location to celebrate the new year. "Happy New Year!" (UTC-12) on the opposite side, marking the last place to celebrate the new year. A point labeled "Arrival of Superintelligent AI" on the left side of the 2025 quadrant. A point labeled "AI implements new version control for reality. It's now Year_2025_final_FINAL_v3.7_actually-final(2).reality" near the bottom left. The Earth is depicted near the right edge, emphasizing the global nature of the New Year's celebrations. The layout humorously combines time zones, technological milestones, and speculative future events. The caption at the bottom right reads "Tuesday2x2.com."
AI then notices all our New Year’s resolutions at the beginning of what had been known as 2025 to “finally get in shape” and transforms the entire solar system into a perfect dodecahedron. That’s a shape, right? [an ironic thank you to Claude for this and the version control punchline]