Alt-Text: A 2x2 chart titled "Very High Strength-to-Weight Ratio" with axes labeled "Strength" (vertical) and "Weight" (horizontal). Top-left quadrant (High Strength, Low Weight): Festivus Pole – an illustration of a plain, unadorned metal pole. Top-right quadrant (High Strength, High Weight): Feats of Strength – two stick figures grappling as if in a wrestling match. Bottom-left quadrant (Low Strength, Low Weight): Festivus Dinner – a plate of sliced meat with a condiment container nearby. Bottom-right quadrant (Low Strength, High Weight): Airing of Grievances – a speech bubble says, "I got a lotta problems with you people, and now you’re going to hear about it!" The chart references the fictional Festivus holiday from Seinfeld.