A four-quadrant comic graph with 'DEATH' labeled on the vertical axis (up is 'death', down is 'not death') and 'TAXES' on the horizontal axis (right is 'taxes', left is 'no taxes'). Top left (Death, No Taxes): Wild West Outlaw holding a money bag. Top right (Death, Taxes): Medieval Peasant with a tool. Bottom left (No Death, No Taxes): Cryogenically frozen tech billionaire in a chamber. Bottom right (No Death, Taxes): Vampire in a cape. The comic humorously plays on the idea that 'nothing is certain except death and taxes,' showing characters who escape one or both.